From this day forward, I identify myself as a Desert Eagle | Urban DDPAT
I am beautiful and do not care what other people say.
I have already told my family and they asked if I was serios, and yes I am serios.
You SLAGS have no right to judge me, and if you do, you have 5 seconds to check your privilege.
PRO TIP 2
You cisgender scum better watch it. I am a Urban DDPAT, hear me roar.
I do not need to conform to the unrealistic standards set by the media.
I am a Desert Eagle | Urban DDPAT and I am a beautiful being. Nobody is born Stattrak, and everyone deserves to be respected, no matter if you identify as a UMP-45 | Scorched or a AK-47 Redline.