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#1 Unforeseen Physics

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 12:36

*DEAD* (Team) SuperEd: sorry, pink elephant was annoying i thought he was a traitor

*DEAD* (Team) [BB]Aquaa: I didnt know my brother had t binded to do that sorry

(Voice) ThisIsPATRICK: "The crowd was shooting at me so I tried to shoot the crowd and hit the detective."

"he baited me with a crowbar"

"he was looking at a body"


Got more? Post 'em here.

Edited by Unforeseen Physics, 03 August 2013 - 13:12.


#2 yagwog

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    fucking degenerate i'll post when i want fam ldt is shit sti

Posted 03 August 2013 - 12:42

"Burn the witch"


You know who you are, shame on you.

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#3 Mayhem

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    Get your facts straight

Posted 03 August 2013 - 12:50

"He was in the T shop"

"The detective didn't ID a body"

#4 Valikai

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 13:02

SK did not play the circle of life.

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#5 Shaunus

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 13:50

*After a crowbar push* "He hit me with his crowbar!"

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#6 Sir Trigg

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 13:54

SK did not play the circle of life.


It's an excuse for the whole server to RDM a single person and cheer about it after.

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#7 Loadingue

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 14:30

I wanted to cleanse them


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#8 JamesJamesJames

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 15:11

"My spidey sense was tingling"

No joke. I seriously got that once.

#9 Commander

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 15:24

"My friend told me on skype"

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#10 Psycix

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 15:32

"He had a ttt_weapon_knife in his pocket!"

"He had an AK47!"

"My friend told me"

LDT is LDT.


#11 Revengekeuh

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 16:40

"He had an AK!"

"You had an AWP" -I was holding a scout
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#12 Mipje

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 17:10

"He was standing still so i thought he was in the t menu"

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#13 Unforeseen Physics

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 17:12

He threw a smoke grenade!


He was AFK!


He was a traitor!



#14 Chazwhick

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 21:46

"he was following me"
and recently...
"he was on my boat"
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#15 TheMelonMan

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    ayyyy

Posted 03 August 2013 - 23:29

"He had that look in his eyes"

Yeah because I wasn't the was I?!?

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#16 Mr Biggles

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 23:33

your weapon was invisible to me! - i was a t when this happened to me

there was 1/4 chance i would have been right!

#17 JJHK

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:24

"he was on my boat"


This. I was there.. xD It's funny when new players join with a buddy and they don't read the rules properly, and then they start claiming areas. :D

And I've been getting this a few times "You threw a grenade!" when I would throw a discombombulator or a smoke grenade.

#18 Hardcore Bob

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:34

I heard him use the Traitor shop!

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#19 atty16

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:34

It wasn't me, it was my brother

He was run at me with a crowbar

He rape my sister so I killed him (I heard this one on a different TTT server)


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#20 Chazwhick

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:39

"he couldn't spell Innocent, so he must be a traitor"
He was running on the logic that if you cant spell innocent when it appears on the bottom left of the screen, you must be a traitor
"he got called out"
Person who got called out was a Detective.
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Your impairment is NOT an excuse.





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