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#621 Wazzamaniac

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 16:30

*claps*

How many more people until we get a standing ovation?
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#622 Chazwhick

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 15:51

Playing on high house and I become a T, get a knife and aim at a innocent with my T buddy in the room (Fox), innocent moves and my T buddy moves in front of me, I end up stabbing my T buddy and then promptly shot.

Later i got revived and then got killed again before killing a single Innocent.
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#623 Wazzamaniac

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 17:03

lol


I dont know why nobody posted this:

Yesterday, on TTT_Borders, the traitors managed to capture the innocent in the tester. Valikai, in an act of compassion, asked him how he wanted to die. The innocent responded "tripmine". Valikai them placed it on the wall, causing the laase to go THROUGH him and killing every traitor in the room(there were 3) Everyone died, except (you guessed it) the innocent trapped in the tester. He won.


Many lol's were had.
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#624 Patokia

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 21:01

Soooo everyone knows the door of death in amsterville in the general store, you get in it you die :3

 

 

*** Damage log:
00:16.57 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.59 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.60 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.62 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.63 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.65 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.66 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.68 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.69 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.71 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.72 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.74 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.75 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.77 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.78 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.80 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.82 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.83 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.85 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.86 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.88 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.89 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.90 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.92 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.93 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.95 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.96 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.98 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:16.99 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:17.01 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:17.02 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:17.04 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:17.05 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:17.07 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2 dmg
00:17.08 - DMG: Nakama [traitor] damaged ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent] for 2000 dmg
00:17.08 - KILL: Nakama [traitor] killed ๖ۣۜPatokia [innocent]
 
 
 
Sooo what happened, I asked Nakama to push me, jumped in the door and closed it, causing me to die.... he decided to waste a knife JUST before I died ;3


#625 BillzSkillz

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 01:24

Bad day at the office. When you get crowbared by the Detective from full health when you have a knife out, it's time to call it a very short day.


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#626 Pandaboy

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 21:53

today on Crummy Cradle, this round happened xD:

 

*** Damage log:
00:35.23 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.25 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.26 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.22 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.22 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.23 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.28 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.29 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.26 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.26 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.28 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.31 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.32 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.34 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.31 - DMG: Toggle [innocent] damaged Mornedil [detective] for 7 dmg
00:35.31 - KILL: Toggle [innocent] killed Mornedil [detective]
00:42.27 - KILL: Toggle [innocent] killed Toggle [innocent]
01:43.03 - DMG: Wackysaurus [innocent] damaged Deathshooter. [innocent] for 128 dmg
01:43.03 - KILL: Wackysaurus [innocent] killed Deathshooter. [innocent]
01:43.03 - KILL: <something/world> killed Wackysaurus [innocent]
02:05.49 - KILL: <something/world> killed Monkey [innocent]
02:48.73 - KILL: <something/world> killed Luke [innocent]
03:30.03 - KILL: <something/world> killed Conor The Narwhal [innocent]
03:43.21 - DMG: Jeanettasaurus [traitor] damaged Degrion [innocent] for 5 dmg
03:43.21 - DMG: Jeanettasaurus [traitor] damaged Degrion [innocent] for 20 dmg
03:43.72 - DMG: Jeanettasaurus [traitor] damaged Degrion [innocent] for 3 dmg
03:43.72 - DMG: Jeanettasaurus [traitor] damaged Degrion [innocent] for 20 dmg
03:43.72 - KILL: Jeanettasaurus [traitor] killed Degrion [innocent]
*** Damage log end.

 

 

 

Basically, 7 innocents died in different hilarious accidents without the traitors even lifting a finger x).

 

Too lazy to type all the details, but I can assure none of the team kills were RDMs xD



#627 Pandaboy

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 21:59

After killing the last traitor, I decided to jump down to kill myself (but ended up using my kill button):

 

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#628 woot835

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 07:48

That was a good barrel of laughs, and also Undead, Fk you for that snipe >:/


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#629 UnDead

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 11:27

That was a good barrel of laughs, and also Undead, Fk you for that snipe >:/


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#630 elite

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Posted 11 May 2014 - 17:55

Some guy RDM'ed another guy and claimed that he thought he was going to kill him with a smoke grenade that he was holding out!

#631 LemonLord

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 04:23

Should'a posted that in the RDM excuse thread, but yeah you'd be surprised and amused with the shit people come up with. 



#632 elite

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 06:58

Thought this was the RDM thread :/ And yeah, it's surprising what people think you will believe!



#633 ZONIC

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Posted 12 May 2014 - 15:54

I jumped over the rails trying to land in the water in Crummy Cradle instead of landing in the water I hit the edge and died. I was the last traitor trying to be pro. :D






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