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#1 my_hat_stinks

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 18:44

Since we have a "Good rounds" thread, why not a fails thread? :D

I'll start

Me (a traitor with rifle), a teammate, and an innocent where in one room
I go for a headshot and miss, so it turns into a firefight
Then when I go for another headshot, I miss again and headshot my teammate :eek:


Fortunately he forgave me when we won :)

#2 Hardcore Bob

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 19:01

Well speaking of fails, out of the 5 times I tried to disarm C4, I succeeded ONCE.
Two of em were put on 3 minutes and the rest were all 45 seconds. >_<

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#3 Psycix

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 19:14

Map: The thing.
In a building next to the traitor hatch, I knife danbread.
Then I try to open the hatch, and it fails. I press the button hundreds of times, and it won't open.
In the right-bottom of my screen, I see a steamchat by Danbread "lol fail"
Then I pick up the body with my magneto stick, when I turn around, I am looking down the barrel of detective Tsjokko's mac10.
I was like euhhhh...crap... and tsjokko was like: BRRRAAAAP
Then I died. xD

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#4 Blackheart

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 19:30

xD

I've had similar things happen to me as Hat, a traitor managed to kill me with a rifle instead of Cyrill. :/

Other then the odd walking into C4, missing a knife, deagle headshot glitching(Or similar) I haven't really had that bad fails that I can think of.

#5 my_hat_stinks

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 19:32

Map: The thing.
In a building next to the traitor hatch, I knife danbread.
Then I try to open the hatch, and it fails. I press the button hundreds of times, and it won't open.
In the right-bottom of my screen, I see a steamchat by Danbread "lol fail"
Then I pick up the body with my magneto stick, when I turn around, I am looking down the barrel of detective Tsjokko's mac10.
I was like euhhhh...crap... and tsjokko was like: BRRRAAAAP
Then I died. xD


You know the bodies fall down there anyway?:rolleyes:

Happened once when I killed an rdmer, I couldn't id him :P

#6 Danbready

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 19:55

Map : Clue

Situation : I had killed everyone except 2 guys. They didn't know it was me, i'm pretty sure that they thought i was dead. So they were going to kill eachother on sight.

So i decided to hide in the tunnels and wait for someone . I had a teleporting position marked. I saw both of them on my radar, so i though that i might aswell kill them... So i went out of the tunnel and went towards the attic.. From there i saw both of them, but they weren't shooting eachother so i was like FUCK. I jumped out and shot one guy in the head. I had to reload because i forgot to after a previsious encounter with innocents, so i pulled out my teleporter.... and teleported.... What i remembered at the time was i was standing in the very position i marked when i was hiding in the tunnels....

I was killed instantly by a deagle headshot... :(

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#7 Blackheart

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 20:09

xD Another one of your teleporting fails Dan.

The other recent one was on Borders where you planted a bunch of C4, came back with a few seconds left on it and tried to teleport out before it blew up. :P (Had the innocents in the testers)

#8 Dederocks

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 21:14

Well speaking of fails, out of the 5 times I tried to disarm C4, I succeeded ONCE.
Two of em were put on 3 minutes and the rest were all 45 seconds. >_<


MY BAD.

#9 Psycix

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 22:05

Nope, I didn't know that hat. xD

Oh another one.
Map: Clue

Tjsokko snatched a para right in front of me and I was bugging him: Give it back give it back!
Then I turned traitor and went to the attic to search for the other para. Then there was a guy standing still with the para in his hands, so I bought a knife, took some distance and throw-knifed him to prevent a long DNA sample.

Turns out, that while I was busy knifing that guy tjokko said to me "Where are you, I will give you the para, I dont need it." But I didnt hear that.
Just when I threw the knife, tjsokko came up the stairs to give me the para. When I looked to the right and saw him, he gave me the bullets instead of the para... xD

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#10 MrMcsqueezy

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 19:26

On ttt_Borders
Detective: ALL IN TESTING CHAMBARRRR
Me: *Hops in* Sure thing bro
Traitor: *Kills detective* Muahahaha! Oh, what's this, people trapped in test? *Hatches evil plot.*

EVERY TIME. I'm never gettin tested again...

#11 Roach

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Posted 16 November 2010 - 17:09

When SOmbody Putted Dynomite in the Test chamber.
then 2 Decectives jumps in, it explodes, 2 Decectives dead at the beggining of the round.

#12 EarthwormEd

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 15:42

i would post a fail, but ive had so many, i cant remeber any specifically D: anyone remeber any fails made by me?

#13 Blackheart

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Posted 03 December 2010 - 16:00

i would post a fail, but ive had so many, i cant remeber any specifically D: anyone remeber any fails made by me?


Your right, too many to count Ed. :P

#14 EarthwormEd

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 18:07

Your right, too many to count Ed. :P


Awww, that's just mean... =( Sometimes i manage to do a coupla things before i die :P

#15 Roach

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 21:23

when i am on the server and bored, i say the decectives names and then say, KNIFE!, like the annoying orange do.
So i did this again, Saying the name of decectives.
minutes later they found my body,
i was knifed, my last words were, KNIFE!

Edited by Roach, 07 August 2011 - 17:06.


#16 Gio!?

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Posted 04 December 2010 - 23:55

Tsjokko is the cause of all my failz.. nuff said

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#17 Hardcore Bob

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Posted 05 December 2010 - 02:44

Tsjokko is the cause of all my failz.. nuff said

Indeed, I remember running down the basement of the smallest building in ttt_camel, I was traitor and found a guy killed by a fellow.
I could:
A. Leave the body be and walk up, risking being discovered if someone walks down at the same time.
B. ID the body, no one would ask for location since the server was all filled up.

I chose for option A, and who do you think who comes dashing down the stairs with a shotgun? Tsjokko.
He shot me in the head and I ragequitted.

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#18 my_hat_stinks

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 22:02

I have a new fail :)

I found c4 lying on the ground, I placed it soa detective couls scan it

Some idiot then armed it, so I kileld him, then some other idiot disarmed it, and failed:

SAMPLE: Sarge790 retrieved DNA of [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] from ttt_c4
SAMPLE: Sarge790 retrieved DNA of beep from ttt_c4
SAMPLE: Sarge790 retrieved DNA of FJ | DEDEROCKS from ttt_c4
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] damaged obistefkenobi [Innocent] for 200 dmg
KILL: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] killed obistefkenobi [Innocent]
KILL: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] killed [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent]
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] damaged Cyberfine [Detective] for 69 dmg
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] damaged AdamLazaruso [Innocent] for 125 dmg
KILL: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] killed AdamLazaruso [Innocent]
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] damaged Sarge790 [Detective] for 125 dmg
KILL: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] killed Sarge790 [Detective]
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] damaged Cyberfine [Detective] for 364 dmg
KILL: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] killed Cyberfine [Detective]
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Innocent] damaged beep [Innocent] for 9 dmg

I got kicked for karma :(

And of course, it had negative effects next round
1v6, I had deagle they had crowbars, but...
*** Damage log:
KILL: <something/world> killed Dan [Innocent]
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] damaged StylePoints [Innocent] for 19 dmg
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] damaged StylePoints [Innocent] for 19 dmg
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] damaged Sarge790 [Detective] for 13 dmg
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] damaged StylePoints [Innocent] for 19 dmg
DMG: Cursedbread [Innocent] damaged [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] for 20 dmg
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] damaged StylePoints [Innocent] for 19 dmg
DMG: Cursedbread [Innocent] damaged [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] for 20 dmg
DMG: Cursedbread [Innocent] damaged [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] for 20 dmg
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] damaged Cursedbread [Innocent] for 19 dmg
KILL: obistefkenobi [Detective] killed obistefkenobi [Detective]
DMG: Mista Bojjob {?) [Innocent] damaged Cursedbread [Innocent] for 20 dmg
DMG: [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] damaged Mista Bojjob {?) [Innocent] for 3 dmg (:eek:)
DMG: Mista Bojjob {?) [Innocent] damaged [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] for 20 dmg
DMG: Cursedbread [Innocent] damaged [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] for 20 dmg
DMG: Mista Bojjob {?) [Innocent] damaged [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor] for 20 dmg
KILL: Mista Bojjob {?) [Innocent] killed [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL] [Traitor]

19 damage headshots! D:

Edited by my_hat_stinks, 09 December 2010 - 12:55.


#19 Hardballer

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 21:22

the only thing I fail to do some rounds is get a huge, thats usually when I fail

#20 Psycix

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Posted 11 December 2010 - 23:46

I like the huge. A lot.

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
*Body drops on the floor*
-DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
Is he dead yet?
DAKKADAKKA
Maybe he is.
Oh well....
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA


:P



Oh Danbread just had a TTT fail.
23:46 - [LDT] Danbreadandham: Ok i really fucking hate him now >_>
23:46 - [LDT] Danbreadandham: Sniped Dan on canyon
23:46 - [LDT] Danbreadandham: And who was behind me?
23:46 - [LDT] Danbreadandham: Blackheart.
23:46 - [LDT] psycix: Hihi
23:46 - [LDT] Danbreadandham: >_>
23:46 - [LDT] psycix: Seems like blackheart is your tsjokko

LDT is LDT.





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